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<***** type="text/java*****"> /* QUICK REPLY: Add quick reply to topic listings Before you can use this *****, you must change your "add reply" image as follows: Old image: http://www.somehost.com/someimage.gif New image: 'http://www.somehost.com/someimage.gif' name='addreplybutton' */ if ( document.location.href.indexOf(".showMessage") != -1 ) { /* Comment the lines below out or change the value to false to assume that we will NOT include personal photo or signature, or use emoticons or to show a link to the emoticon list or to hide the subject box */ // For the following options // use 0 for never, // 1 for always, // 2 to show checkbox (unchecked), // 3 to show checkbox (checked) includePersonalPhoto = 1; includeSignature = 3; useEmoticons = 1; convertLinks = 1; stayInTopic = 2; showPreview = 2; linkEmoticonList = true; postType = "ezcodes"; // use "text" for plain text showSubjectBox = true; subjectSize = 60; messageCols = 60; messageRows = 4; addReplyButton = 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